Stalagtits
I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.
Stalagtits by stanny 29 August 9, 2008
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Candarian stalagmite
A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.
Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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Horizontal stalactite
Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.
Horizontal stalactite by GDSS October 20, 2008
Stalactits
Stalactits by Leroywaggle June 10, 2013
Stalagmite
Stalagmite by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011
Protein Stalactite
n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.
Protein Stalactite by Captain Willie December 14, 2008
stalagmite
The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).
After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)
stalagmite by The origional Pat May 14, 2006
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