Stalagmitate

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A stalagmitate is everywhere, but nowhere. A stalagmitate is everything but nothing.

It also means when a stalagmite and stalactite meet eachother.

It can be used as a complement or an insult. Is a pronoun, a noun, an ajective, a verb, subject, a preticate, punctuation, article, and more.

Guy 1: "You're dumb."
Guy 2: "At least I dont look like a stalagmitate."

Guy 3: "Did you guys see that stalagmitate?"

Guy 4: "You look like a stalagmitate formed on your face!"

Stalagmitate by The Incredible Mr. E May 26, 2018

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Candarian stalagmite

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

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Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.

John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.

Stalagmite by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011

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stalagmite

The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).

After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)

stalagmite by The origional Pat May 14, 2006

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sweatpant stalagmite

A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.

Jeremy is such a slob... did you see him sporting that sweatpant stalagmite yesterday?

sweatpant stalagmite by Tom&Nic April 18, 2008

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stalagmite pussy

An excessively, bumpy or rigid vagina.

I tried to go down on her, but that bitch had a stalagmite pussy.

stalagmite pussy by Glenevere April 20, 2009

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Stalagmite

The act of being not funny

"After Pat made a dumb joke, we all told him that he was stalagmite"

Stalagmite by Michael Albert November 10, 2004

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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