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A stalagmitate is everywhere, but nowhere. A stalagmitate is everything but nothing.

It also means when a stalagmite and stalactite meet eachother.

It can be used as a complement or an insult. Is a pronoun, a noun, an ajective, a verb, subject, a preticate, punctuation, article, and more.
Guy 1: "You're dumb."
Guy 2: "At least I dont look like a stalagmitate."

Guy 3: "Did you guys see that stalagmitate?"

Guy 4: "You look like a stalagmitate formed on your face!"
by The Incredible Mr. E May 26, 2018
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