During a bowel evacuation: a supremely thick pole of excreture which has been stuck at its widest point for some seconds. Only a supreme effort of purpleface or a sudden shock will dislodge it. The fully-evacuated article rarely gets flushed away the first time and requires prodding or breaking up with a toothbrush.
The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.
The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.
by Fox In The Walls August 24, 2007
A female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. Their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for sexual intercourse. This phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.
- Y'alirght ben? I heard you and Jenny were getting things started last night! Tell me about it.
-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.
-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.
by aobtree May 19, 2010