Stalagtight

During a bowel evacuation: a supremely thick pole of excreture which has been stuck at its widest point for some seconds. Only a supreme effort of purpleface or a sudden shock will dislodge it. The fully-evacuated article rarely gets flushed away the first time and requires prodding or breaking up with a toothbrush.

The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.

I gave birth to a stalagtight this morning - I'm off out to buy you a new toothbrush.

Stalagtight by Fox In The Walls August 30, 2007

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Stalagtight

A female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. Their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for sexual intercourse. This phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.

- Y'alirght ben? I heard you and Jenny were getting things started last night! Tell me about it.

-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.

Stalagtight by aobtree May 19, 2010

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Stalagmight

The name of a ginormous redwood tree in northern California.

Dude, I just climbed Stalagmight.

Stalagmight by ForkFork June 29, 2011

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Stilagrights

Not stilagmights. Which stick upward. Not stilagtights. Which stick downwards. They're stilagright. Which stick out perpendicularly.

Lucian: they're like stilagmights but sideways???
Jenna: they're stilagrights!!!

Stilagrights by Lushawn May 26, 2017

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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