Stalagtight 

During a bowel evacuation: a supremely thick pole of excreture which has been stuck at its widest point for some seconds. Only a supreme effort of purpleface or a sudden shock will dislodge it. The fully-evacuated article rarely gets flushed away the first time and requires prodding or breaking up with a toothbrush.

The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.

I gave birth to a stalagtight this morning - I'm off out to buy you a new toothbrush.

Stalagtight by Fox In The Walls August 30, 2007

Stalagtight 

A female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. Their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for sexual intercourse. This phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.

- Y'alirght ben? I heard you and Jenny were getting things started last night! Tell me about it.

-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.

Stalagtight by aobtree May 19, 2010

Stalagmight 

The name of a ginormous redwood tree in northern California.

Dude, I just climbed Stalagmight.

Stalagmight by ForkFork June 29, 2011

Stilagrights 

Not stilagmights. Which stick upward. Not stilagtights. Which stick downwards. They're stilagright. Which stick out perpendicularly.

Lucian: they're like stilagmights but sideways???
Jenna: they're stilagrights!!!

Stilagrights by Lushawn May 26, 2017