Sri Lankan spider hold 

The Sri Lankan spider hold is a finishing move you use to absolutely fuck someone up in a street showing no mercy and absolute precision.

This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots

Did you see joel preform that Sri Lankan spider hold he fucked that kid up

Sri Lankan spider hold by Bigboi647 May 28, 2020

Sri Lankan Stinkbug 

Where a man takes his partner for a upmarket three course Sri Lankan meal, pays for her like a gentlemen whilst removing his pants and proceeding to wrap a cucumber in aluminium foil before shoving it in his anus and then farting, thus blowing the aluminium foil covered cucumber into the women's eye.

Serbio: I was really horny after watching Slumdog Millionaire last night,
Marcus: Same. Where did you go after you left my apartment?
Serbio: I took Martha out for dinner and gave her a Sri Lankan Stinkbug.
Marcus: I am never speaking to you again.

Sri Lankan Stinkbug by Sonny Morgan February 28, 2011

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

Sri Lankan Steamer by One Two February 6, 2008

Sri-Lankan Slum Dog 

Sri-Lankan Slum dogs don't deserve rights and are just like niggers. They should be picking cotton on farms. The names Hiruna and Peiris are often definitions of this word.

You know Hiruna? He's a Sri-Lankan Slum Dog that should be dead on the side of the street.

Sri-Lankan Slum Dog by Star Car September 6, 2022

Sri Lankan filth stick 

A tan, zit-covered, hooded penis belonging to the Sri Lankan son of Baba the great. Synonomous with "hooded "Z" log."

Sentence: "Surya's Sri Lankan filth stick smells like mayonase and Gouda cheese that has been dwelling in a dead Cows asshole for decades."

Sri Lankan filth stick by Chandra's father February 25, 2005

Sri Lankan drop saw 

Throat fucking while the girls head is hanging over the edge of the bed

Throat fucking a woman while her head is hanging over the bed. You will know your in the Sri Lankan drop saw when you can see the buldge of the penis in the throat. Typically seen in pornhub, usually the woman is also dribbling from the nose and mouth.

Sri Lankan drop saw by Sri Lankan drop saw August 27, 2022

Sri Lankan phallus squealching 

The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.

The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!

Sri Lankan phallus squealching by Josephine Bottomologist June 11, 2025