sqwimble 

Unit for to what degree you affect the timeline when time travelling (i.e. the unit for timeline variance), measured between -100 to 100. A vital term used in the far future in relation to time travel.

Time travelling (or 'time-jumping') at 0 sqwimbles would mean you'd interact with all beings and objects normally in the timeline, without changing the future (often referred to as 'deterministic'). At 100 sqwimbles the full effects of the butterfly effect would take place when time travelling. At negative sqwimble numbers you'd be remembered as close to a ghost, dream or memory than a being. It is not recommended to time-jump at very negative sqwimble numbers as the traveller or 'jumper' would undergo rapid decorporealization, and may be stranded in whichever time they jumped to.

Known origin: it was revealed to u/Wurstpunkt in a dream. Future origin unknown.

"You're telling me you want to go below -20 sqwimbles on your next time-jump? Are you crazy?! I'm not coming to get you if you get stuck."

sqwimble by dukethejumper March 9, 2024

Sqwimble 

How “different” the timeline you’re traveling to is from the real timeline

Expert: Bro don’t set the sqwimble too high, I recommend between -5 and 5, past -50 or 50 will become too chaotic, and maybe deadly.
Traveller: nuh uh uh

Sqwimble by codependance June 1, 2024

sqwamble

Sqwamble (verb); sqwamble To make a poor attempt at something.

Alvin sqwambled his chances of getting the girls number by constantly talking about himself. sqwamble

sqwamble by sandspit July 31, 2007

Shwimblehower Meeting 

When gothic girls meet and talk to eachother about their lesbian experiences.

Look over there, its a Shwimblehower Meeting!

Shwimblehower Meeting by C-Mac November 14, 2003

sqimble 

The first of the 7 servants of the ancient ones chosen for their extremely long nose used for sniffing doughnuts.

sqimble sniffs doughnuts to make sure they're not poisoned

sqimble by Meme man the madlad December 22, 2020

Squimble 

To be in love with another person's love story without jealousy. This can be a love story from a movie or even just stories your friend tells you. Squimbling feels almost as good as actually experiencing the love.

"... and then he kissed me!"
"I love it! I can't help but squimble for you right now!"

Squimble by hazeleyedbeaut112 December 17, 2012

swimble 

Synonym for a good time.

That party's a real swimble.

swimble by Turbo Reid April 26, 2012