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shwambledort
shwambledort by The cum swishler March 4, 2022
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Swamble-grok by Cheesycock October 14, 2020
Squamblefimey
I was unsure of how to spell "Pantaul". I believe this spelling is quite meinous. The bewckleschmidtfulness of the word makes me so porstuvated! This is why I'm such a Gnarvleswopper! I fear that I might lose the Spelling Bee, i mean, I'm even gurtling! Once I figure out the spelling, I am destined to be filled with the utmost squamblefimey.
Squamblefimey by Stally Wally February 10, 2023
sqwimble
Unit for to what degree you affect the timeline when time travelling (i.e. the unit for timeline variance), measured between -100 to 100. A vital term used in the far future in relation to time travel.
Time travelling (or 'time-jumping') at 0 sqwimbles would mean you'd interact with all beings and objects normally in the timeline, without changing the future (often referred to as 'deterministic'). At 100 sqwimbles the full effects of the butterfly effect would take place when time travelling. At negative sqwimble numbers you'd be remembered as close to a ghost, dream or memory than a being. It is not recommended to time-jump at very negative sqwimble numbers as the traveller or 'jumper' would undergo rapid decorporealization, and may be stranded in whichever time they jumped to.
Known origin: it was revealed to u/Wurstpunkt in a dream. Future origin unknown.
Time travelling (or 'time-jumping') at 0 sqwimbles would mean you'd interact with all beings and objects normally in the timeline, without changing the future (often referred to as 'deterministic'). At 100 sqwimbles the full effects of the butterfly effect would take place when time travelling. At negative sqwimble numbers you'd be remembered as close to a ghost, dream or memory than a being. It is not recommended to time-jump at very negative sqwimble numbers as the traveller or 'jumper' would undergo rapid decorporealization, and may be stranded in whichever time they jumped to.
Known origin: it was revealed to u/Wurstpunkt in a dream. Future origin unknown.
"You're telling me you want to go below -20 sqwimbles on your next time-jump? Are you crazy?! I'm not coming to get you if you get stuck."
sqwimble by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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