sqwamble

Sqwamble (verb); sqwamble To make a poor attempt at something.

Alvin sqwambled his chances of getting the girls number by constantly talking about himself. sqwamble

sqwamble by sandspit July 31, 2007

shwambledort 

cool way of saying someone is a moron

dude ngl youre kind of a shwambledort

shwambledort by The cum swishler March 4, 2022

Swamble 

A pile of rainbow glitter, most likely left by unicorns.

Unicorns have been leaving swambles of glitter all over Australia.

Swamble by Wishmaker October 30, 2017

Swamble 

Collective noun for a group of three or more geeks.

"I just got pounced by a whole swamble of geeks!"

Swamble by pash August 2, 2008

Swamble-grok 

When something is VERY wrong.

Black people have the right to vote is a swamble-grok

Swamble-grok by Cheesycock October 14, 2020

Squamblefimey 

The feeling of having learnt something new

I was unsure of how to spell "Pantaul". I believe this spelling is quite meinous. The bewckleschmidtfulness of the word makes me so porstuvated! This is why I'm such a Gnarvleswopper! I fear that I might lose the Spelling Bee, i mean, I'm even gurtling! Once I figure out the spelling, I am destined to be filled with the utmost squamblefimey.

Squamblefimey by Stally Wally February 10, 2023

sqwimble 

Unit for to what degree you affect the timeline when time travelling (i.e. the unit for timeline variance), measured between -100 to 100. A vital term used in the far future in relation to time travel.

Time travelling (or 'time-jumping') at 0 sqwimbles would mean you'd interact with all beings and objects normally in the timeline, without changing the future (often referred to as 'deterministic'). At 100 sqwimbles the full effects of the butterfly effect would take place when time travelling. At negative sqwimble numbers you'd be remembered as close to a ghost, dream or memory than a being. It is not recommended to time-jump at very negative sqwimble numbers as the traveller or 'jumper' would undergo rapid decorporealization, and may be stranded in whichever time they jumped to.

Known origin: it was revealed to u/Wurstpunkt in a dream. Future origin unknown.

"You're telling me you want to go below -20 sqwimbles on your next time-jump? Are you crazy?! I'm not coming to get you if you get stuck."

sqwimble by dukethejumper March 9, 2024