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squishbug 

The name given to a person(usually by his mother) with a small Penis. If your friends call you squishbug, they are not really your friends, and you should go jerk your little bean in a corner. You may think this name is cute, but if you do its because of your ADHD.
Girl 1- Im gonna hang out with squishbug tonight!
Girl 2- Oh, thats the guy with the microscopic junk right?
squishbug by natasha45649o May 22, 2011
Words you can keep

squishbox 

twat , muff , bush , vagina ...with audio visualization , Onomatopoeia of sorts

Punani
that girl on rizon had such a stinky squishbox I nearly died
cunt
squishbox by snEk_irc May 17, 2013

Squish bug 

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap
I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.
Squish bug by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015

soft squishing 

Verb: to have sex without an erection
"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishbod 

A person who seems to have no neck a very short neck so that their head seems to be resting on the top of their body between their shoulders. Usually a person on the short stocky side. Can also be used to describe pets.
The man had no neck, he was a total squishbod.
squishbod by annie313 December 12, 2014

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.
Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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