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Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"
Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Squitter chuckles 

You laugh so hard you squitter your pants.
I had the squitter chuckles when John told me that joke.

squitter hoop 

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."
squitter hoop by Grandad October 1, 2007

Squarter 

Some one who perform squats only a quarter of the way down
Ray you foolish squarter ,lower the wieght and your ego and squat all the way down, properly.
Squarter by Esyes January 25, 2014

Squarter 

Someone who squirts poop when being anally penetrated.

ACK
Squarter“That man squarted all over my strap-on
GLP
Squarter by Squarterman January 15, 2018

Squitter 

When I bird spits fire rhymes like for example Birdalicious T
Squitter rhymes, stealing dymes cus I think they´re shiny
Squitter by LilWeed2 September 25, 2018