GLP 

Getting Laid Potential
the capability/possibility for one to engage in sexual intercourse

1. "Dude this new party shirt really increases my GLP"
2. "Your GLP completely dropped after that video of you masturbating hit the internet"

GLP by D-FED March 6, 2010

glp 

Short for Godlike Productions, one of the top conspiracy sites on the net! Also home to many people who enjoy making fun of the hopelessly schizophrenic.

Woowoo A: The Earth is going to spiral into the sun! I had this really bad dream, and I saw fire everywhere, and I used math to do some numerology that says we're all going to die next Tuesday.

Woowoo B: Aieegh!

Woowoo C: This is all the Jews fault.

...

Next Tuesday:

Woowoo A: Wait...the voices in my head are telling me it might be a bit longer...BUT ITS STILL DEFINITELY COMING!

Woowoo B: Aieegh!

Wooowoo c: This is still the Jew's fault.

Normal person who visits GLP for the laughs: LMAO

glp by Mr. Normal May 9, 2007

GLP 

Gotta love pussy

A: She has a nice pussy.
B: GLP

GLP by Nurmy March 5, 2016

GLP 

"Gratuitous Layout Post" or when you create a new journal entry in your Livejournal, blog, etc that you're posting for the sole purpose of telling people to view and admire your new layout.

This is a GLP! My friend Emily designed this layout for me to celebrate my new fandom.

GLP by Mandy S. June 3, 2005

glp 

Gold lined pussy

With what she charges she has got glp syndrome

glp by priestyheals February 23, 2017

GLP 

To Giggle like a piglet. Kinda like LOL less strong tho. Comes from A3k (of OutKast) when he says in a song: "I got ya gigglin like a piglet..."

OMG GLP He is too funny!

GLP by G Na$ty of Lincoln, NE April 7, 2009

glp 

GLP. Frequently used on stan twitter when somebody is being problematic or annoying.

You’re so annoying, glp.

glp by stantwitterqueen March 19, 2019