Squirps 

After hook-up sickness in which your throat gets Flemish/Sore.

"Dude, hooking up with that girl at your party was a horrible idea! I'm pretty sure I have squirps now."

Squirps by Mik and Trevv March 27, 2012

bean water squirts 

Another name for a coffee enema

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.

bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Huckleberry squirts

The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe

Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.

Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.

Huckleberry squirts by 🐺 March 27, 2020

back squirts 

Involuntary explosion of brown ass juice into your panties and up your back.

I ate a bunch of gas station sushi and I had the back squirts in front of my mom.

back squirts by stuberts October 22, 2015

hershey squirts 

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

hershey squirts by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

hershey squirts 

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

hershey squirts by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016

Nervous squirts

When a girl gets too excited and has a slight orgasm.

Sarah: omg look at his bulge I think I might get the nervous squirts

Nervous squirts by Djbro66 January 23, 2016