Squirps
"Dude, hooking up with that girl at your party was a horrible idea! I'm pretty sure I have squirps now."
Squirps by Mik and Trevv March 27, 2012
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bean water squirts
Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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squirp • Squirms • squirsh • Squimpsh • Squirshies • Squairps • Squimpshie • SQUIPsexual • Squires Drive Chiques • squirister
Huckleberry squirts
The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe
Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
Huckleberry squirts by 🐺 March 27, 2020
back squirts
back squirts by stuberts October 22, 2015
hershey squirts
A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
hershey squirts by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003
hershey squirts
Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast
hershey squirts by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016
Nervous squirts
Nervous squirts by Djbro66 January 23, 2016
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