squirfect

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy

That shag carpet is squirfect

by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Squirberting

It means what I saw it means.

"I don't know what a squirberting is I'm gonna add it to the urban dictionary."

"Ok."

by Squirbert Jonson August 26, 2021

squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

squirret

combination of squirrel and parrot,a person who gathers other peoples info stores it and then blurts it out, in completely the wrong order

someone who steals a joke then tells it all wrong, the squirret stole my joke

by scrindlebeeper February 11, 2009

Squirmet

Meaning To Fart Or Bust Ass In Front Of A Large Audience.

Jim: "Dude Did You Just Squirmet?"

Dax: "N....na....No...."

Jim: "Are You Sure Fool?"

Dax: "I Did....Just Don't Tell Anyone."

by Creepusss September 1, 2009

squirctangle

a smartphone, particularly an iPhone

a portmanteau of squircle and rectangle

Make sure your squirctangle is charged in case of emergency.

"Sent from my squirctangle"

by dikaiosune September 15, 2019