squirfect 

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy

That shag carpet is squirfect

squirfect by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Squirberting

It means what I saw it means.

"I don't know what a squirberting is I'm gonna add it to the urban dictionary."

"Ok."

Squirberting by Squirbert Jonson August 26, 2021

squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

squirmfest by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

squirret 

combination of squirrel and parrot,a person who gathers other peoples info stores it and then blurts it out, in completely the wrong order

someone who steals a joke then tells it all wrong, the squirret stole my joke

squirret by scrindlebeeper February 11, 2009

Squirmet 

Meaning To Fart Or Bust Ass In Front Of A Large Audience.

Jim: "Dude Did You Just Squirmet?"

Dax: "N....na....No...."

Jim: "Are You Sure Fool?"

Dax: "I Did....Just Don't Tell Anyone."

Squirmet by Creepusss September 1, 2009

squirctangle 

a smartphone, particularly an iPhone

a portmanteau of squircle and rectangle

Make sure your squirctangle is charged in case of emergency.

"Sent from my squirctangle"

squirctangle by dikaiosune September 15, 2019