squirfect
That shag carpet is squirfect
squirfect by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014
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double-sided dutch squirtfest
When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017
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Squirberting by Squirbert Jonson August 26, 2021
squirmfest
Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.
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squirret
combination of squirrel and parrot,a person who gathers other peoples info stores it and then blurts it out, in completely the wrong order
squirret by scrindlebeeper February 11, 2009
squirctangle
squirctangle by dikaiosune September 15, 2019
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