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squinglidging 

The act of cleaning one's anus with another's tongue. Often being so thorough and gentle with their tongue cleaning one's hemorroids as well as every anal pube. This is often done by a lover or a really close friend.
Me and my buddy Jeff are so close that when i told him about my dirty hemorroids he started squinglidging my ass out of nowhere. What a good friend.
squinglidging by El Duderino111 February 2, 2013

squinilius 

An exclamation used after encountering something surprising, sexually exciting, or scandalous.

Say suddenly a beautiful shirtless man or woman appears in your line of sight unexpectedly, one might say, "ooo, squinilius!"

May be used when referring to one's kids, i.e. "I have many squinilii running around"
"That jawline, oh my squinilius... "

"SQUINILIUS this car is really cold!"
squinilius by ca$$anova February 29, 2020

shit squiggles 

To have diarrhea
Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
shit squiggles by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010

Squiggles 

When a married woman has such a strong sexual attraction to other males, it's noticeably observed. Typically white wives drawn to African-American males. She can't contain her sexual arousal and makes statements.
I noticed my wife had the squiggles, every time our young mailman come by.
Squiggles by Cat5 August 21, 2020

Squangus 

Woah look at that guy over there hes such a squangus!

Ikr, look at how square his head is!
Squangus by SuperSquangus February 21, 2011

squiglyspooch 

1. An alien organ. 2. A penis. 3. Sonny Webb
1. Ahh my squiglyspooch has been amputated. 2. I have an adnomrally large squiglyspooch. 3. I AM SQUIGLYSPOOCH
squiglyspooch by Sonny Webb, The Boss September 13, 2003
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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