Squinglus 

A cute puppy who has eaten stolen spaghetti. But it can also mean a puppy who has stolen human food.

Oh he's such a squinglus!

Get your squinglus out of here!

Have you gotten your squinglus her shots?

Squinglus by Spirotic January 31, 2024

squinglidging 

The act of cleaning one's anus with another's tongue. Often being so thorough and gentle with their tongue cleaning one's hemorroids as well as every anal pube. This is often done by a lover or a really close friend.

Me and my buddy Jeff are so close that when i told him about my dirty hemorroids he started squinglidging my ass out of nowhere. What a good friend.

squinglidging by El Duderino111 February 2, 2013

squinilius 

An exclamation used after encountering something surprising, sexually exciting, or scandalous.

Say suddenly a beautiful shirtless man or woman appears in your line of sight unexpectedly, one might say, "ooo, squinilius!"

May be used when referring to one's kids, i.e. "I have many squinilii running around"

"That jawline, oh my squinilius... "

"SQUINILIUS this car is really cold!"

squinilius by ca$$anova February 29, 2020

shit squiggles 

To have diarrhea

Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.

shit squiggles by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010

Squiggles 

When a married woman has such a strong sexual attraction to other males, it's noticeably observed. Typically white wives drawn to African-American males. She can't contain her sexual arousal and makes statements.

I noticed my wife had the squiggles, every time our young mailman come by.

Squiggles by Cat5 August 21, 2020

Squangus 

Person with a square head.

Woah look at that guy over there hes such a squangus!

Ikr, look at how square his head is!

Squangus by SuperSquangus February 21, 2011

squiglyspooch 

1. An alien organ. 2. A penis. 3. Sonny Webb

1. Ahh my squiglyspooch has been amputated. 2. I have an adnomrally large squiglyspooch. 3. I AM SQUIGLYSPOOCH

squiglyspooch by Sonny Webb, The Boss September 13, 2003