Pr. Noun: (Anatomy) A small protrusion of cartilage encasing the Spooch Gland at the base of the spine, occuring as a rare mutation in the human species. It is shaped like a pentagonal Stegosaurus plate, and the gland it contains secretes a hormone that allows metamorphisis into a unicorn.
1: "Wow! How did you do that? Are you an Animorph?!?"
2: "Do not question the power of the Squeeglyspooch"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)