squinilius 

An exclamation used after encountering something surprising, sexually exciting, or scandalous.

Say suddenly a beautiful shirtless man or woman appears in your line of sight unexpectedly, one might say, "ooo, squinilius!"

May be used when referring to one's kids, i.e. "I have many squinilii running around"

"That jawline, oh my squinilius... "

"SQUINILIUS this car is really cold!"

squinilius by ca$$anova February 29, 2020

Squifilis

A squirrel that has contracted siphilis.

So, last week, I had sex with my squirrel, and now it has squifilis!

Squifilis by Mr Randal October 30, 2010

Squidiliurmus Optidermus 

Squidiliurmus Optidermus -a phrase one uses to identify something when they or another finds/catches/receives any singular thing either living, dead or inanimate.

Most often used in fishing to describe when one catches something unknown or more often something that isn't an animal such as a stick, rock, shell, random bit of seaweed.

"oh look, I think I caught a squidiliurmus optidermus"

"I feel so sick today I think I caught a bad case of Squidiliurmus Optidermus"

Squidiliurmus Optidermus by That one guy from that thing September 6, 2022

Squinglus 

A cute puppy who has eaten stolen spaghetti. But it can also mean a puppy who has stolen human food.

Oh he's such a squinglus!

Get your squinglus out of here!

Have you gotten your squinglus her shots?

Squinglus by Spirotic January 31, 2024