Squidward's Tiki Land
Squidward's Tiki Land by Btsully323 February 18, 2021
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Squidward's toilet
Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.
Squidward's toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
Squidward's Suicide
A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.
The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."
This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."
This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.
Squidward's Suicide by TheRedMistScribe March 10, 2012
squidward's community college
Very good college yes can speell now Obama was in my class verygood my name is Jeff bezos have many lambors v goof my teacher was Mickey Mouse (heh had an affair with with shrek ).
squidward's community college by Sour. Ghost October 24, 2020
Squidward's tiki land
Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.
Bill: Yo John have you seen phill
John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.
Phill: tiki tiki
Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.
Phill: tiki tiki
Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
Squidward's tiki land by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022
Squidward's Nose
A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.
Squidward's Nose by Mrs. Eandedeürfaevs October 23, 2022
Squidward’s Clarinet
Squidward’s Clarinet by VileAnalDonkey June 13, 2018
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