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When you release your Waste with enough force to snap your spinal cord in half. Leaving you paralyzed and a shameful bitch.
“Yeah Jackson squattled himself right into that handicap parking.”
by Drippet the snippet II November 16, 2017
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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To walk in short strides while moving body side to side as if loosing balance.
Claire squattled away after pushing Mario in the hallway
by MaVilles September 25, 2008
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When she sits in your penis and it breaks in half a jizz flies everywhere.
Doctor: I believe she gave you a squattle
Patient: Tf is that
Doctor: Look it up on Urban dictionary
by KFCisphatandthicc November 09, 2020
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