Squattle

When you release your Waste with enough force to snap your spinal cord in half. Leaving you paralyzed and a shameful bitch.

“Yeah Jackson squattled himself right into that handicap parking.”

by Drippet the snippet II November 16, 2017

Squattle

To walk in short strides while moving body side to side as if loosing balance.

Claire squattled away after pushing Mario in the hallway

by MaVilles September 25, 2008

Squattle Monster

a degenerate person who is at the same place for long periods of time, typically like a casino or race track. One who doesn't shower or demonstrate proper hygiene or imply the use of a bar of soap because they have been in the casino for days on end. And who has obviously succumb to social retardation because they can no longer function because of money loss and or large chunks of time in the casino.

God, it's 5:30 in the morning and these squattle monsters wont go home.

by amckay518 February 10, 2012

Squattle

When she sits in your penis and it breaks in half a jizz flies everywhere.

Doctor: I believe she gave you a squattle
Patient: Tf is that
Doctor: Look it up on Urban dictionary

by KFCisphatandthicc November 09, 2020