Squattle 

When you release your Waste with enough force to snap your spinal cord in half. Leaving you paralyzed and a shameful bitch.

“Yeah Jackson squattled himself right into that handicap parking.”

Squattle by Drippet the snippet II November 16, 2017

Squattle 

To walk in short strides while moving body side to side as if loosing balance.

Claire squattled away after pushing Mario in the hallway

Squattle by MaVilles January 13, 2009

Squattle 

When she sits in your penis and it breaks in half a jizz flies everywhere.

Doctor: I believe she gave you a squattle
Patient: Tf is that
Doctor: Look it up on Urban dictionary

Squattle by KFCisphatandthicc November 9, 2020

Squattle Monster

a degenerate person who is at the same place for long periods of time, typically like a casino or race track. One who doesn't shower or demonstrate proper hygiene or imply the use of a bar of soap because they have been in the casino for days on end. And who has obviously succumb to social retardation because they can no longer function because of money loss and or large chunks of time in the casino.

God, it's 5:30 in the morning and these squattle monsters wont go home.

Squattle Monster by amckay518 March 21, 2012

Thot Squatter 

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.

You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!

Thot Squatter by MisterWill December 10, 2018

Squatter 

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.

Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?

Squatter by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016

Womb Squatter 

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .

Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.

Womb Squatter by HananaBannah October 21, 2009