Shareage

The act of sharing or sum total of a person's sharing

Dude, no need to go overboard on the shareage. We wanna keep this on the down low, yo.

by HAILaTOM December 16, 2021

shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

shameage

the ultimate shame.

carol: i love rhino
triangle: oh, shameage for rhino.

*jez falls over*
rest of triangle: SHAMEAGE FOR JEZ!

by triangle-ee February 4, 2009

shardage

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."

by Jako Kot May 13, 2008

sharage

A sharage (n.) is what one would call a shed that is too big to be classified as a shed yet too small to be a garage. You can fit a dirt bike in it, but now a car.

I need to go get my tools from my sharage.

by Chelsey Kennedy September 10, 2007

Shartage

Used to describe one whom is sharty

Disgusting look over there it's shartage

by Hardimonstar July 2, 2023

shoreage

A word describing the aging of a shore.

“Look at all that shoreage!”

by REALWORDS1323 August 25, 2023