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A person on the internet on online video games who's voice clearly hasn't broken and is excruciatingly high pitched. These people are usually very obnoxious and are seen talking too much or complaining a lot when they lose. These are also usually the first to scream that someone is hacking or camping even simply because they are losing. This can only apply to children who speak through their mics complaining or arrogantly or disgustingly.
Squaker: "I was shooting you!! Why don't you die you fucking hacker!!"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"

Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"
squaker by Average Gamer September 22, 2013
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squaretriangle

derived from playstation gaming. Used when one player has tried to describe a complex move by just saying that he pressed square triangle (the square button then the triangle one). More universally, it's used when someone states the most bloody obvious option for solving a complex problem, an option that the person has of course already tried.
'Have you seen my gloves?'
'Are they in the glove compartment?
'Square Triangle.'
squaretriangle by bb49wpr January 25, 2005

squaretangular 

a square with circular corners thus meanig "squaretangular"

e.g:"that house is squaretangular in apperance"
squaretangular by james ag davies September 12, 2011
a word used to express complete and utter joy for the situation at hand.
the man who just scored on me yelled "squakel"
squakel by mike stark May 21, 2006

squaretangle 

A shape that is technically a rectangle, only that one pair of opposite sides are longer than the others by only a small amount so that it resembles a square.
squaretangle by JR11 August 31, 2008

Squaretangular 

A shape resembling a square but somehow also has a hint of rectangle in it.
John's cardboard box/ house was at first a square but later became squaretangular after some rough hobo sex.