squakel

a word used to express complete and utter joy for the situation at hand.

the man who just scored on me yelled "squakel"

by mike stark May 21, 2006

Squagel

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

by derka1 May 3, 2011

squaker

A person on the internet on online video games who's voice clearly hasn't broken and is excruciatingly high pitched. These people are usually very obnoxious and are seen talking too much or complaining a lot when they lose. These are also usually the first to scream that someone is hacking or camping even simply because they are losing. This can only apply to children who speak through their mics complaining or arrogantly or disgustingly.

Squaker: "I was shooting you!! Why don't you die you fucking hacker!!"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"

Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"

by Average Gamer September 22, 2013

Ye Squagellgaster

A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus

Get back here ye squagellgaster.

Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!

That squagellgaster failed her blood test!

by Seataiii January 15, 2023

squagel

a square bagel

person 1: DUDE!!! That bagel's square!!!
person 2: DUH! It's a SQUAGEL!!!

by ME!!! May 27, 2003

hitting the nail too squarely on the head

Expressing oneself too directly, too plainly, insensitively.

I once considered buying a birthday card for my dad that made fun of his age. My dad was in his late 60's. It portrayed a man in a car looking in a rear-view mirror with a panicked expression, and seeing the Grim Reaper. The message printed on the mirror was, "Objects shown in mirror may be closer than they appear." I thought it was hilarious, but I thought it was "hitting the nail too squarely on the head." It's implication was too direct.

by kwebb1265 October 21, 2010

squarelork

Adj. some one who isnt the brightest crayon in the coloring box and is very short. At times they can have a little temper.
they are a square, loser, and a dork at the same time! Oh and they are funsize for sure! and can make you smile anytime. they are one of a kind.

loser square dork short squarelork

by yourmomwenttocollage1234567890 April 5, 2011