squakel
squakel by mike stark May 21, 2006
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Squagel
According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!
Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.
Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.
Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.
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squaker
A person on the internet on online video games who's voice clearly hasn't broken and is excruciatingly high pitched. These people are usually very obnoxious and are seen talking too much or complaining a lot when they lose. These are also usually the first to scream that someone is hacking or camping even simply because they are losing. This can only apply to children who speak through their mics complaining or arrogantly or disgustingly.
Squaker: "I was shooting you!! Why don't you die you fucking hacker!!"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"
Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"
Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"
squaker by Average Gamer September 22, 2013
Ye Squagellgaster
A way of calling an idiot out mainly used by pirates
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus
// Squagellgaster means Idiot with 0 IQ like so dumb that they not even as smart as a platypus
Get back here ye squagellgaster.
Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!
That squagellgaster failed her blood test!
Ye squagellgaster stop arguing with the manager!
That squagellgaster failed her blood test!
Ye Squagellgaster by Seataiii January 15, 2023
hitting the nail too squarely on the head
Expressing oneself too directly, too plainly, insensitively.
I once considered buying a birthday card for my dad that made fun of his age. My dad was in his late 60's. It portrayed a man in a car looking in a rear-view mirror with a panicked expression, and seeing the Grim Reaper. The message printed on the mirror was, "Objects shown in mirror may be closer than they appear." I thought it was hilarious, but I thought it was "hitting the nail too squarely on the head." It's implication was too direct.
hitting the nail too squarely on the head by kwebb1265 October 21, 2010
squarelork
Adj. some one who isnt the brightest crayon in the coloring box and is very short. At times they can have a little temper.
they are a square, loser, and a dork at the same time! Oh and they are funsize for sure! and can make you smile anytime. they are one of a kind.
they are a square, loser, and a dork at the same time! Oh and they are funsize for sure! and can make you smile anytime. they are one of a kind.
squarelork by yourmomwenttocollage1234567890 April 5, 2011