Sqooshi

Sushi that has turned squishy or mushy and may be rancid.

Unfortunately for Gary it wasn't sushi it was 6 day old gas station sqooshi.

by BarrythePolarBear April 20, 2018

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Spooshin'

It's like that thing, that you are doing, that you don't realize you are doing, yet you are still doing it

Hey Nazrin, stop spooshin'!

by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

squoshing

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.

Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).

by jah20twenty January 22, 2014

Slooshing

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007