The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the
act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between
friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the
world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places,
homes, and gatherings of
2 or more
people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.