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Smooshi

Like booty call, it is a sexual term for calling over your lover(s). Usually done in a bed, spoken by a girl to either male and/or female.
(high pitched voice) "Smooshi, come here Smooshi!"
by malebn(: December 17, 2009
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Smooshi

Christopher Ryan is my Smooshi! or He is my Smooshi.
by SurfBabe900 August 18, 2009
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Smooshi

To take one out to have sushi then proceed to sleep with them after.
Yo bro, I am about to get some smooshi with this chick tonight.
by eXistence January 20, 2014
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Hot fish smoothie

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance
Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky
by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021
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Sex Smoothie

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.
Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.
by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018
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smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016
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Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
by mallary1117 February 22, 2021
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