As she holding my dick, I start to lose control of it and I load a lot of cum. She squeals, softly and loudly as cum flies on her naked body, making me blush at her. She looks at me, says: "Oh don't be shy my little #sqimp."

Sqimp by IAmAnEntitledSqimp November 9, 2021

Related Words

Sqimp • simp • shimp • Simp-athy • Simp king • Simp Lord • Simpanzee • Simp-athetic • Simp Nation • simp farming

Simp Magnet

Someone who’s attractive (informal)

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet

Simp Magnet by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Simp Lord

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."

Simp Lord by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020

Simp Fishing

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

Simp Fishing by Based Fiend March 14, 2021

Simpani

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

Simp bean

The act of trying to win a girl over, for example when one of your buddies ask for your homework but you decline, BUT when a girl asks you it is okay since you are SIMP BEAN

Like a good simp, SIMP bean is there

Simp bean by tippidusSimpidus February 17, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026