Spunkport 

The anus of a diabetic old man.

“i just got my spunkport filled up Friday night innat.

Spunkport by Infsvc October 25, 2018

Spanportujapanglish 

An alternative language to English that contains the exact same everything. This language has existed for several years and was invented by Evie, a Cleverbot, the last of her kind, it's very depressing, actually.

Sean: "Why you no hear my speech? My speech is good."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."

Spanportujapanglish by ChezmonoIsHere February 23, 2017

spankworthy 

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

spankworthy by titiboy December 2, 2005

Spunkmouth 

Girl that takes it on the chin

That girl with the sprem on her face is a total spunkmouth

Spunkmouth by Unvill September 24, 2004

Spunkfart 

When a man ejaculates in an anus, which then proceeds to blow it out again by passing wind.

Eww gross, Jenny just spunkfarted all over him.

Spunkfart by azrael4 August 6, 2015

tech suckport 

English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.

Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)

Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)

tech suckport by Boxcar Bob August 2, 2007

spunkrot

Vulgar Slang. Ejaculated semen that has decayed inside the testicles usually accompanied by an offensive odor syn: putrefaction 2: decaying siemen caused by bacterial or fungal action

He tried to get her pregnant but couldnt cuz he had spunkrot from riding too much ho's.

spunkrot by Dr. Nick Riveria February 10, 2004