by ChezmonoIsHere January 28, 2017

A word that can be used in the place of "there", "their", and "they're". This word was created so Grammar Nazis don't get triggered every time an idiot misspells one of the base words.
Noob: Did you see theer video last night? Theer the best YouTubers ever, I'm glad all those videos are theer to entertain me.
Grammar Nazi: It's a good thing you aren't misspelling words, but I CAN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU FIRST TRY ANYWAY!!!
Grammar Nazi: It's a good thing you aren't misspelling words, but I CAN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU FIRST TRY ANYWAY!!!
by ChezmonoIsHere December 15, 2016

Son: "Hey, we're on our way to the concert."
Dad: "Is your mother going?"
Son: "No, I figured she probably dodn't want to go.
"Didn't" would work here because they're on their way to the concert, but "doesn't" would work because they're not there yet, so "dodn't" is ideal here.
Dad: "Is your mother going?"
Son: "No, I figured she probably dodn't want to go.
"Didn't" would work here because they're on their way to the concert, but "doesn't" would work because they're not there yet, so "dodn't" is ideal here.
by ChezmonoIsHere February 01, 2020

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
by ChezmonoIsHere February 01, 2020

TFWUHNL is an acronym meaning "That Feeling When You Have No Life"
Alternative spellings include "TFWYHNL" and "Please Dear God Just Kill Me" (see KMS)
Alternative spellings include "TFWYHNL" and "Please Dear God Just Kill Me" (see KMS)
TFWUHNL because you spend all of your time on UrbanDictionary.com creating definitions for words and phrases that literally no one will use ever.
by ChezmonoIsHere January 28, 2017

An alternative language to English that contains the exact same everything. This language has existed for several years and was invented by Evie, a Cleverbot, the last of her kind, it's very depressing, actually.
Sean: "Why you no hear my speech? My speech is good."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."
by ChezmonoIsHere February 23, 2017

Example 1
- Submissive Girl: I'm a TTFTT, boys ;)
Example 2
- Submissive Girl: Please fuck my pussy!
- Alpha Male A: TTFTT
- Alpha Male B: You got that right.
- Submissive Girl: I'm a TTFTT, boys ;)
Example 2
- Submissive Girl: Please fuck my pussy!
- Alpha Male A: TTFTT
- Alpha Male B: You got that right.
by ChezmonoIsHere August 21, 2019
