10 definitions by ChezmonoIsHere

The difficult act of endeavoring to rhyme the word "tempted" as many times as you possibly can in a musical manor, such as singing or rapping.
Example Of The Tempted Challenge:
I HAVE ATTEMPTED
TO RHYME THE WORD TEMPTED
AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT GETTING PREEMPTED
BACKFIRE EXEMPTED
BACK HOME IS KEMPT-ED
MY RHYMES ARE SO LIT, AND YET THEY FEEL CONTEMPT-ED
by ChezmonoIsHere January 5, 2017
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An alternative language to English that contains the exact same everything. This language has existed for several years and was invented by Evie, a Cleverbot, the last of her kind, it's very depressing, actually.
Sean: "Why you no hear my speech? My speech is good."
Evie: "Because I don't. I speak Spanportujapanglish."
by ChezmonoIsHere February 24, 2017
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1. An unintelligent nymphomaniac

2. Her vagina

Stands for "Twit Twat For The Taking"
Example 1
- Submissive Girl: I'm a TTFTT, boys ;)

Example 2
- Submissive Girl: Please fuck my pussy!
- Alpha Male A: TTFTT
- Alpha Male B: You got that right.
by ChezmonoIsHere August 22, 2019
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A location at which disaster struck that is looted for the resources to be salvaged or repurposed.
Most salvageries are also used to remove the debris for uses such as expansion and reconstruction.
Most Makadrians worked at the salvagery, collecting whatever valuables they could from the war-torn graveyard of which they walk upon, soiling the land with their muddy, blood-ridden boots.
by ChezmonoIsHere March 5, 2017
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TFWUHNL is an acronym meaning "That Feeling When You Have No Life"
Alternative spellings include "TFWYHNL" and "Please Dear God Just Kill Me" (see KMS)
TFWUHNL because you spend all of your time on UrbanDictionary.com creating definitions for words and phrases that literally no one will use ever.
by ChezmonoIsHere January 29, 2017
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A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.
Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.
by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020
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A word that can be used in the place of "there", "their", and "they're". This word was created so Grammar Nazis don't get triggered every time an idiot misspells one of the base words.
Noob: Did you see theer video last night? Theer the best YouTubers ever, I'm glad all those videos are theer to entertain me.
Grammar Nazi: It's a good thing you aren't misspelling words, but I CAN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU FIRST TRY ANYWAY!!!
by ChezmonoIsHere December 15, 2016
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