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Sporkmouth 

Sporkmouth. Being born with a white plastic spork in your mouth, the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth
Guy 1: I say Tarquin, take that silver spoon out of your mouth for a minute and look at those ruffians over there.

Guy 2: Gosh Wills, sporkmouths! Let's get out of here before they see us.

Guy 1: Yes, make haste!
Sporkmouth by lucyloo1979 November 3, 2012
Related Words

spunk mouth 

When a girl swishes around seamen in her mouth
Harris is a Spun Mouth with mitchel
spunk mouth by Bob True May 13, 2005

Stuntmouth 

Someone with an extraordinary ability to swallow jizz and take multiple jizz splashings in the mouth, usually used during cumshot scenes in porn films when the real starlet has an aversion to cum splashings.
This chick can't handle the jizz, where's our stuntmouth?
Stuntmouth by G January 26, 2005

skankmouth 

a condition of the female body in which causes the mind and or mouth wanting to give fellatio to any man they see.
"My dude! Dana hella got that skankmouth!"

"Yea all sorts of balls been on her chin."
skankmouth by Zakk White October 19, 2008

suckmouth 

1.to fail at life
2.a person who is constantly giving head.
3.am endearing term for a loved one.
my girl is such a suckmouth, it's awesome.
mom, your such a suckmouth.
suckmouth by pedro the beaner July 12, 2011

Spunkworthy

Used to explain a hot girl that would make you spunk (or boy if your like that)
Oh Rihanna's on telly! Shes so spunkworthy...
Spunkworthy by Runkyskunk June 12, 2012