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Sporkmouth 

Sporkmouth. Being born with a white plastic spork in your mouth, the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth
Guy 1: I say Tarquin, take that silver spoon out of your mouth for a minute and look at those ruffians over there.

Guy 2: Gosh Wills, sporkmouths! Let's get out of here before they see us.

Guy 1: Yes, make haste!
Sporkmouth by lucyloo1979 November 3, 2012

spunk mouth 

When a girl swishes around seamen in her mouth
Harris is a Spun Mouth with mitchel
spunk mouth by Bob True May 13, 2005

Stuntmouth 

Someone with an extraordinary ability to swallow jizz and take multiple jizz splashings in the mouth, usually used during cumshot scenes in porn films when the real starlet has an aversion to cum splashings.
This chick can't handle the jizz, where's our stuntmouth?
Stuntmouth by G January 26, 2005

skankmouth 

a condition of the female body in which causes the mind and or mouth wanting to give fellatio to any man they see.
"My dude! Dana hella got that skankmouth!"

"Yea all sorts of balls been on her chin."
skankmouth by Zakk White October 19, 2008

suckmouth 

1.to fail at life
2.a person who is constantly giving head.
3.am endearing term for a loved one.
my girl is such a suckmouth, it's awesome.
mom, your such a suckmouth.
suckmouth by pedro the beaner July 12, 2011

Spunkworthy

Used to explain a hot girl that would make you spunk (or boy if your like that)
Oh Rihanna's on telly! Shes so spunkworthy...
Spunkworthy by Runkyskunk June 12, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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