Stankerchief

When someone offers you their handkerchief to wipe your face, butt instead you wipe your ass with it.

Ah damnit Duncan, you made it a stankerchief!

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Stankerchief

A non reusable cloth that guys use to blow their nose, wipe off sweat, palm, blow their nose again, then finally put it in their pocket.

Me: hey Jim, why did you grab an extra paper towel from the bathroom?

Jim: I’m using it as my stankerchief, because I have a really bad runny nose today.

by JeranimoAus April 8, 2024

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.

Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"

by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005

spankerchief

(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.

When my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.

by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008

spankercheif

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.

my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.

by kawboy220 June 22, 2009