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Skankerchief

a towel or rag used to clean yourself up between partners on the same night
At a party like that, they should hand out skankerchiefs at the door
Skankerchief by Sam LeFleur August 25, 2010
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Skankerchief

A tissue used by more than one person
Why on earth would I use that skankerchief, it's soaked with the snot of like ten guys.

SkankerChief

Blowing your nose in a womans vagina or butthole.
I blew my nose in that chicks vagina/butthole, she is a skankerchief.
SkankerChief by Andrew M Horton II September 13, 2006

SkankerChief

A Checkered Hankerchief word around the wrist or head. Worn mostly by Ska fans to show their pride for ska music.
"Hey Andrew, I see your wearing a skankerchief. Want to go listen to some Reel Big Fish?"
SkankerChief by Andrew Cerchio April 29, 2006

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.
I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag
Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.
Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"
spankerchief by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005
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