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A Splitting of the Mind
An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014
Related Words
Spratting • splatting • scrattings • Spatting • Stratting • Sprating • Spratling • sprattling • Sprutting • Sratting
Spitting Chips
Spitting Chips by Luke555 August 15, 2008
a splitting of the mind
a splitting of the mind by I'm trash October 7, 2016
Spitting Biscuits
When a girl has a yeast infection.
"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"
Spitting Biscuits by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014
Spitting Honey
"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."
Spitting Honey by Corndiggity July 11, 2017
Spitting that Joseph
The ability to spit that game, talk to the ladies and make them melt for you like butter. It usually requires such tactics as making crude comments on girls facebook statuses, making odd sexual jokes, and being loud and obnoxious at times. Side effects can include trash cans filled with used condoms and getting on other guys nerves.
This girl girl has a big ole nice ass I would like to slap my dick on, so I better get her facebook and start Spitting that Joseph!
Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!
I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!
Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!
I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!
Spitting that Joseph by dickcheese12345 August 11, 2011
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026