Spratting

When two semi-straight males make aggressive eye contact while jerking each other off. There also must be a third party pissing on their feet for no apparent reason. The first one to cum must be called "gay" in order for the second and third party to not actually be gay.

Bruh, did you see Brandon and Eli spratting each other last night by the bon fire?

Spratting by KY Daddy April 9, 2025

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

Spitting Chips 

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...

"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"

Spitting Chips by Luke555 August 15, 2008

a splitting of the mind 

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.

"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

a splitting of the mind by I'm trash October 7, 2016

Spitting Biscuits 

When a girl has a yeast infection.

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

Spitting Biscuits by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014

Spitting Honey 

A colloquial term for the act of verbally manipulating someone into appeasing your wildest wishes.

"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."

Spitting Honey by Corndiggity July 11, 2017

Spitting that Joseph 

The ability to spit that game, talk to the ladies and make them melt for you like butter. It usually requires such tactics as making crude comments on girls facebook statuses, making odd sexual jokes, and being loud and obnoxious at times. Side effects can include trash cans filled with used condoms and getting on other guys nerves.

This girl girl has a big ole nice ass I would like to slap my dick on, so I better get her facebook and start Spitting that Joseph!

Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!

I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!

Spitting that Joseph by dickcheese12345 August 11, 2011