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Spatting 

The act of squirting out a giant nut after days without sexual activity.
I’ve been working so hard this week I was too tired to jerk one out. Looks like Ima be spatting tomorrow
Spatting by Brain buggerer November 5, 2018
The act of shitting in your hand, then loading it into your urethra like a musket, jacking yourself off in the process, then shooting out a mix or feces and semen into a scattered air shot
Bro I spatted all over my bedroom it was SO fun. Have you ever tried Spatting?”
Spatting by Ticklediddler June 19, 2026

Spitting Chips 

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...
"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"
Spitting Chips by Luke555 August 15, 2008

Swatting 

Swatting is an internet prank/crime where someone finds your address either through your IP or because your name and location is known.Then they call 911 anonymously and report a fake emergency.Ex,someone can call and say that someone at that address is being held at a gun point or someone is going to commit suicide and a SWAT team would be dispatched to the address.

Its becoming a trend,it is only a matter of time before somebody gets killed.Anyone caught swatting could face serious charges — even federal charges for abusive 911 calls, false alarms or reports and then unauthorized use of telecommunications.
I got swatted yesterday by some hacker on the internet.Swatting should be stopped,its not funny.
Swatting by Droct August 27, 2014

Spitting Biscuits 

When a girl has a yeast infection.
"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"

Spitting Honey 

A colloquial term for the act of verbally manipulating someone into appeasing your wildest wishes.
"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."
Spitting Honey by Corndiggity July 11, 2017