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Spratling

the name for the offspring of an individual or couple that has succeeded in either finance, academia or social fame. It is a refrence to the privilige inherent to being born to such individuals even though they currently have done nothing of merit for their own name.
"The spratling is turning 3 today"
"I can't believe how big your spratling is getting
by thrutch December 3, 2013
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Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
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Spiraling

A simplified way to describe a fast-declining mental/emotional state, often leading to short-term bouts of depression or anxiety.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Terrible. I've got three exams, two papers, and I can't find my keys. I'm spiraling, man."

"Hey, are you coming to the meeting tonight?"
"Spiraling."
"Oh, ok, feel better."
by EmbryH October 19, 2012
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sparting

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."
"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"
by dw8177 April 13, 2017
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Spalingle

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.
Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?
by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011
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Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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sparkling wiggles

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers
by 0B3Y February 20, 2007
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