Spoyka 

A spoyka is a person who speaks with oy's in their words and does not understand how annoyed it makes people. It is usually contagious and causes larger groups to add on. Generally used by lazy or rich kids trying to sound cool.

Mark- Hey cornelious! What period is it?

Cornelious- Its doy period man.

Mark- Don't you mean D period? What does that mean?

Cornelious- Nah dude, its Doy period, im a Spoyka!
Cornelious-Poyce! I dont wanna boy loyte to class!(leaves)

Mark- I fuckin hate that kid...

Spoyka by The Trizzuth May 19, 2009

soykaf

Like coffee, but shitty and made from soybeans. On lainchan (a cyberpunk-themed image board) it is the word filter for "shit."

Mountain Dew tastes like soykaf—ick!

soykaf by lainon December 6, 2020

SPOOKAWEEN 

SPOOKAWEEN IS WHEN YOUR TRICK OR TREATING AND SOMETHING JUMPS OUT THE BUSHES AND STEALS YOUR CANDY

I JUST CALLED THE COPS MY KIDS GOT THEIR CANDY STOLEN AGAIN THEY SAID ALL THEY SAW WAS TEETH AND EYES HOPE THAT HELPS OFFICER CATCH THEM DIRT BAGS OH YAH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN

SPOOKAWEEN by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

Spokane Shoehorn by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Mt. Spokane High School 

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.

Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

Mt. Spokane High School by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011

Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"

You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah

Spokane Cocaine by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013

Spookay 

means too be "spooky", but in a cool, laid back approach to the word, while on a type of relaxant, being high

Pronunciation That's spookaaaayyyy

ex: Julie jumps out of the bushes to scare Billy, but Billy won't scare and says "That's spookay"....

Spookay by sevat February 6, 2010