A spoyka is a person who speaks with oy's in their words and does not understand how annoyed it makes people. It is usually contagious and causes larger groups to add on. Generally used by lazy or rich kids trying to sound cool.
Mark- Hey cornelious! What period is it?
Cornelious- Its doy period man.
Mark- Don't you mean D period? What does that mean?
Cornelious- Nah dude, its Doy period, im a Spoyka!
Cornelious-Poyce! I dont wanna boy loyte to class!(leaves)
Mark- I fuckin hate that kid...
A person who plays the sport futbol(soccer) and has mad skills. They generally live in Europe where their lives revolve around the sport.This player is generally hurt because they have so much skill that they embarrass opponents and makes them mad. If you are a footballer in the USA you are generally discriminated against and will go absolutely no where even with all your talent.
Player#1- Wow! We are getting killed!
Player#2- Yeah we are! It is because of that fricken footballer over there!
Player#1- Someone has to hurt him if we want to win.
EX#2: Eduardo Da Silva= Footballer= Ankle popped out of leg because he owned someone.