Sporkmork

Means an oxygen stealing smooth brained fuckwit

That Charlie fella is a right sporkmork

Sporkmork by Zyngazite September 8, 2026

sportmonkey 

Can be defined as someone who has a great knowledge of any sport.
Also can be used as an endering comment for loved ones.
Can also be used in the place of swear words whilst in the company of young children or members of the cloth.

That guy is such a sportmonkey..

Hello my darling sportmonkey..

What a load of sportmonkey..

sportmonkey by avaminit November 5, 2009

sporkydorky

Sporkydorky (adjective) is the word used to generally describe cute, smart, afloofysporkadorkable boys who brighten every moment you spend with them.

“Nathan is soooo sporkydorky!!! I’m so lucky to be his best friend!”

sporkydorky by Kawaiipineapple November 22, 2018

Sporkmouth 

Sporkmouth. Being born with a white plastic spork in your mouth, the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth

Guy 1: I say Tarquin, take that silver spoon out of your mouth for a minute and look at those ruffians over there.

Guy 2: Gosh Wills, sporkmouths! Let's get out of here before they see us.

Guy 1: Yes, make haste!

Sporkmouth by lucyloo1979 November 3, 2012

Sporkamorgueatorium 

The classic, multi-purpose hall found in high schools that is used for meals (hence sporks), performances, and in a community tragedy, a temporary morgue.

The tryouts for Romeo and Juliet will be at the Sporkamorgueatorium at 3 pm.

Sporkamorgueatorium by SINJim February 5, 2021

sporkporker 

person stimulating ones self with "spoonfork", most females that dont know of me would recline to use such an object for satisfation.

"wadda sporkporker"
"man, that bitch wishes she wasnt a sporkporker"

sporkporker by DigiStan August 28, 2003