sportmonkey 

Can be defined as someone who has a great knowledge of any sport.
Also can be used as an endering comment for loved ones.
Can also be used in the place of swear words whilst in the company of young children or members of the cloth.

That guy is such a sportmonkey..

Hello my darling sportmonkey..

What a load of sportmonkey..

sportmonkey by avaminit November 5, 2009

spongmonkey 

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

spongmonkey by Jeff September 23, 2004

spongmonkey 

a googly eyed jungle rodent that has massive teeth and can sing and play the guitar

One day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a Spongmonkey playing the guitar

spongmonkey by Alexander Corner July 28, 2003

spongmonkey 

The singing mascot for Quizno's Subs!!!!

Spongmonkeys rock my face off

spongmonkey by truthlesshero March 19, 2004

spotmonkey 

a wrestler who's movelist and style is comprised almost solely of big, crowd-impressing spots. these spots usually involve high risk maneuvers, such as corkscrew flips, moonsaults, flips onto the floor, etc.

Mark: "Hey man, what the fuck is a spotmonkey?"

Smark: "Amazing red"

spotmonkey by matt inman August 3, 2007

spongmonkey 

They like tha moon!

"We like tha moon!"

spongmonkey by face March 19, 2004

splatmonkey 

a really dirty bitch. in other terms (old dried up cum in between her pussy lips.)

that chick is a splatmonkey.

splatmonkey by blacksheep July 10, 2003