Spoowie 

A mixture of vaginal fluids and male ejaculate.

Often found on blankets or sheets, post-sex.

Spoowie by Mary Kay April 26, 2005

spoonie 

A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.

It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.

Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?

spoonie by kyerowan February 9, 2014

Spoonie 

A person living with chronic illness, that identifies with Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory.

Spoonies are people that live with chronic illness; theoretically measuring personal daily abilities much as one would measure the proper amount of spoons needed for an event or occasion... sometimes having an abundance, other times coming up short.

Spoonie by SansNom75 October 13, 2009

Spoonie 

A word used to describe a person with a chronic illness, which originated with the spoon theory that helps explain what it's like to have a chronic illness to people who are in good health.

It is very popular amongst people who suffer from P.O.T.S.; Post Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, which is a form of dysautonomia characterized by many symptoms which includes fainting, extreme fatigue, low bp, fast heartrate, hypotension headaches, low blood volume, exercise intolerance and more. It is chronic and has no known cure although large amounts of salt in the diet, drinking constant fluids, compression stockings, and medications have been known to help with some symptoms.

My favorite spoonie items are compression stockings, shower chairs, and salt tabs :)

Spoonie by LittleGus April 21, 2018

Spoolie 

Name of a mascara wand

I always brush my eyebrows with a spoolie to keep them tidy

Spoolie by Mean Neen November 30, 2018

spoogie 

Your friend with special benefits.

I'm goin to my spoogie house cause her hubby is gone.

spoogie by Bleze June 26, 2003

Spoobie

A general insult, leaning towards some non-specific ethnicity. Similar to chink, wetback, wop, nigger, etc., but with no real connection to a specific ethnicity or cultural identification.

Country Redneck in Chevy Truck: Fuck you spoobie!
Guy 1 in Toyota Corrola: What the fuck is a spoobie?
Guy 2 in Toyota Corrola: I don't know, but he was talking to you.

Spoobie by masterhack August 9, 2009