Your friend with special benefits.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Projectile semen explosion.

(pn) A person, possibly bald-headed, whose nonsensical and pompous additions to conversation elicits images of ejaculate spewing from the top of their bulbous cranium.

Noun 1. spoogie - the male reproductive cell; the male gamete; "a spoog is mostly a nucleus surrounded by little other cellular material"
spoog cell, spoomatozoan, spoomatozoon
flagellum - a lash-like appendage used for locomotion (e.g., in spoog cells and some bacteria and protozoa)
come, cum, ejaculate, semen, seminal fluid, seed - the thick white fluid containing spoomatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract
gamete - a mature sexual reproductive cell having a single set of unpaired chromosomes
acrosome - a process at the anterior end of a spoog cell that produces enzymes to facilitate penetration of the egg
male reproductive system - the reproductive system of males

what poop and turd do on hump days.