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The remnants on your hotel bedspread left over from the previous tenant.
Whilst on our honey-moon my new bride layed herself down on the bed only to discover she put her hand in some somewhat fresh spootie.
spootie by phil harmonic December 28, 2005
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Spootie is that clearish greasy liquid that comes out sometimes when you fart.
Hey spootie-head you stink!

spootie by Anonymous October 7, 2003
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sootie is a legitian term for "fake blatant hacker." He was cut from #ZBT due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was a follower. It's okay though, cause modern day sootie means "fake blatant hacker who is back on his feet."
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Dog, that leet guy? Ya. He's a sootie.
sootie by PHI PHI K A March 21, 2010
sootie is a mikhailian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #life due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking that he hacked. It's not okay, though, because modern day sootie is still cut from life, and has essentially given up.
Damn, that guy was so leet, he used to be a sootie! I don't know what he is now...
sootie by rush? March 14, 2009
Sootie is a Persian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #GW due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was cute. It's not a problem, though, cause modern day sootie is someone who is a "fake blatant hacker" looking toward the future.
S<3M
Damn, that guy is so leet, he's a sootie!
sootie by theclutchbus May 20, 2008
A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.

It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.
Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?
spoonie by kyerowan February 9, 2014
Word of the Day on November 4, 2022
A person living with chronic illness, that identifies with Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory.
Spoonies are people that live with chronic illness; theoretically measuring personal daily abilities much as one would measure the proper amount of spoons needed for an event or occasion... sometimes having an abundance, other times coming up short.
Spoonie by SansNom75 October 13, 2009
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I hit a real purple patch.

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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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