Spoonmeat

Spoonmeat is a luxury food item, usually available from frozen food supermarkets in the United Kingdom such as the popular 'Coldland'. It is traditionally served with an accompaniment of 'Carbonated Dipping Jam' and is popular on special occasions such as 54th birthday party's.

"My, this Spoonmeat is delicious! And tell me; what is in this Carbonated Dipping Jam?"

"It's 8p a pot"

Spoonmeat by B. Hive December 14, 2012

Spoonmate 

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

Spoonmate by iBetty October 2, 2014

Spoonman 

Spoonman can feel the rhythm with his hands. At the same time he will steal the rhythm while he can

Spoonman

He speaks the rhythm on his own. (he speaks the rhythm all alone)

Spoonman

He has only Indian friends. They are brown and red.

Spoonman

at the same time, all his friends are skeletons and they beat the rhythm with their bones

Spoonman

Spoonman, come together with your hands

save me, I'm together with your plan

Spoonman by Shadow Fire October 13, 2008

Spoonication 

The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.

Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."

Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"

Spoonication by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009

spoonhead

A mildly racist slur for cardassians. The term 'cardie' is MUCH stronger. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.

The term 'spoonhead' is basically equivalent to whatever mild insult for races you care to mention.

spoonhead by Walking Talking Dictionary September 23, 2006

Spoonman 

1. A hit song written by the band Soundgarden on their 1994 album, Superunknown. The song was, some say, the band's big break into becoming fully mainstream. It was originally intended to be used on the soundtrack for the Cameron Crowe movie "Singles". The song's inspiration is...

2. Artis The Spoonman, a street performer from California and later Seattle, who plays music using sets of spoons. He has played with various other big names in music, such as Frank Zappa, was featured in the video for Soundgarden's "Spoonman" and has been called "Seattle's best kept secret" by Steven Tyler

"Spoonman is such a fuckin' awesome song"
"Hell yeah, I love that riff!"

"I saw the Spoonman last night, it was a really interesting performance."

Spoonman by Archit May 22, 2006

Spoonetrate 

When a male and female are lying in the spooning position with the male behind the female with the male's penis inserted into the female's vagina or anus.

Female: "I said we could spoon, not spoonetrate!"
Male: "come on baby, it just slipped in"

Spoonetrate by Bullshittt October 28, 2010