Spoonication 

The act of laying in bed with your partner (I.E. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, F-buddy, etc) and spooning them, until it leads ultimately to fornication.

Fred: "I gotta go man, Melissa is lonely and I might be able to get laid."

Bob: "Yeah man, try to do some Spoonication"

Spoonication by BodybaggedOG August 8, 2009

spoonbation 

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

spoonbation by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

spornicating

to have sex with spoons on the bed

oh, spornicating lasnight was so hardcore.

spornicating by ShaniceMarieee March 26, 2008

Spookination

Jack Spooky (The lead singer of the Japanese band, The Candy Spooky Theater)'s self-owned, self-operated assassination company.

A: So someone got killed last night?
B: Yeah, I hear it was the work of Spookination.

Spookination by P@ige August 19, 2007