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A mildly racist slur for cardassians. The term 'cardie' is MUCH stronger. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.
The term 'spoonhead' is basically equivalent to whatever mild insult for races you care to mention.
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Slang trem for a cardassian used as an insult
Those spoonheads are getting on my nerves
Spoonhead by Leegee2003 May 24, 2023
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when your mate comes out with something bloody stupid, daft, or just plain gay. they may also DO something stupid when trying to be cocky or clever.
they could also just be a tw*t
when someone spills a tin of paint on a slate roof, you would call them a spoonhead
spoonhead by Dave Spendlove September 27, 2005
a stubborn, frustrating ,argumentive boyfriend/girlfriend, lover, spouse, life partner, sister, brother, and any other thing that may be bothering an individual..
crystal: jesus erek is being a spoonhead!
spoonhead by Shawna F July 9, 2005

spoonbender 

One who is that weird, and/or strange that you could imagine them sitting at home in their room bending spoons with their minds.
That bloke is an absolute spoonbender.
spoonbender by Brentles November 26, 2006

spoonfeed 

v.

1) to give out information in an overly obvious, even patronizing manner. Done intentionally for the purpose of being rude, or perhaps done by a teacher too lazy to engage his/her students in discussion (by attempting to prevent discussion by leaving no room for speculation). Done unintentionally by people simply trying to be clear (I'm toeing the line right now, lol), or by those who don't understand the power of understatement. When such behavior is comical--see captain obvious

2) Telling people only what they want to hear, or only what you want them to hear, aka, disguising opinion as fact.

Not to be confused with spoonfed, which refers to those who are unable to care for themselves physically or mentally and so must rely on others. Derogatory.
1) Example:
Customer: So, what's wrong with my car?
Mechanic: Well, there seems to be a problem with a differential...differentials are sets of gears that...
Customer: Hey, no need to spoonfeed me, sir. Just give me the facts.

2)Think back on all the political speeches you've ever heard or polit. editorials you've read. Remember the ones telling you to 'take heart in the current crisis, and stand strong, because America is God's country and we WILL triumph over evil'?
yeah. Spoooonfeeeeeding
spoonfeed by down_2_earth_angel March 23, 2007

Spooned my own tits 

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.
Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.
Spooned my own tits by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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