Spoonck

1. Someone who's library of knowledge consists less than a cardboard, coloring book for toddlers. Perceives themselves as more knowledgeable than what evidence accurately suggests. Their only form of literacy is basic reading and writing at a bare sufficient level.

2. Someone who believes they possess secret knowledge, but are gullible and easily manipulated. Most likely someone who is unaware they consistently fall into cults, and/or scams i.e; Pyramid Schemes. Will lash out in irrational anger when questioned about their "free thinking" mentality. Confuses open mindedness with willingness to believe in conspiracy theories, regardless of the sources credibility.

3. A person who claims to be nuanced despite the only thing they understand about term itself is how to blindly read the definition of a complicated word, without applying such in their arguments. Are unable to understand contingencies, if so, it is out of confirmation bias rather than direct links. Will believe semantics that consist of scientific and philosophical terminology in which the inherent nature content itself is both vague and nebulous at best, consisting of superficial meaning, further needing to rationalize deliberately made, pseudo profound talking points when questioned of the sources authenticity.

Spoonck- "A guy online told me so, he's way smarter than you and told me that aliens are coming down to meet us to deliver wormhole, bio-magnetic plasma cannons with Kayne west, and the Illuminati!!"

Person- "An assertion does not equate to evidence, nor does an appeal to authority imply sufficient credibility. Your argument is inherently flawed"

Spoonck- "I got no idea what those words mean, but bow dare you! Do you understand that I'm a Free thinker! I've done my research and I will tell you young man that you've been indoctrinated by the paradigm elites! Im inna group that sellin these super cool $700 healing rocks and joined in with a $80 fee kiddo. Rightnow im aboutta make more money than you spoiled brats who think they know everything!"

Spoonck by TodaysEnglish101 August 14, 2026

Spoonkid 

Professional bag fumbler

''Fuck man...'' ~ Spoonkid after losing an M2 to a revy kid

Spoonkid by BigMansCheese February 18, 2022

Spoonk 

When a person spoon feeds another person some Spunk

Jane and her husband are upper middle class, on weekends she feeds him, his own spunk, using a very large and expensive silver spoon. This is called the Spoonk method.

Bob is single and lives with his Mother, after a bottle of JD he shouted from his gaming chair: Ma pass us the spoon out will ya.

Bob's Ma sighed; You better wash the bloody thing after, not like last time.

- You can even use the Spoonk method on yourself.. To avoid any accidents, clean it straight after.

Spoonk by Dave Did It April 23, 2019

Spoonker 

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.

"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

Spoonker by lxvander forgot her password July 19, 2021

Spoonokin 

Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking simultaneously.

The act of spooning your significant other, pillow, object, and poking it/them at the same time.

Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking, spoonokin!

Spooning+poking=Spoonokin!

"OMG did you guys feel that earthquake last night?!?!"

"Earthquake?..what earthquake? ...I was spoonokin!

"I didn't feel that 5.5 magnitude earthquake because I was spoonokin!!!"

"Wow that must of been some serious spoonokin!!!"
"It sure was!!"

"Got spoonokin?!?"

"Spoonokin a me?!?!"

Spoonokin by Spoonokin March 31, 2010

spooncer 

Usually used as a nickname for someone named Spencer. Anyone who deserves the nickname Spooncer has to be edgy, hilarious, full of memes, kind, caring, and all around amazing. A group if people seems empty if their Spooncer leaves them. He is what makes everything fun and without him, everything seems boring. If you ever get a Spencer who deserves the nickname Spooncer, never let him go.

"Woah that guy Spooncer is totally awesome!"
"Yeah I wish I had a SpOonCER!"

spooncer by Joogia July 5, 2017

spoonakiss 

The act of spooning and kissing at the same time. Spoonining usually leads to forking.

Hey babe when you get off work can we spoonakiss.

spoonakiss by hdaduck April 10, 2009