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The only word that can possible describe the awesomeness that is the pain of stubbing your little toe.

(Stub Little Toe) "Oh Spoonch!"
Spoonch by Gorgauthin February 25, 2009
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squiggly-spoonch

noun: any of the various organs within one's body. Often used while describing pain.
OH GOD! YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY squiggly-spoonch!
The sound that a baby makes when its delivered
Link: Oh my god that baby wants to spooch right out
Stevie: I am sure thats a definition on urban dictionary
Spooch by SIkias June 25, 2020
A stinky vagina.

pungent pussy, rotten peach, smelly coochi, funky fuckhole, stinky snatch, torrid twat, fermented fish taco, mangy mutt, stale cookie, stench trench, squalid squidport, skunk, fishy snatch, gangrenous gash, infected axe wound, moldy minge, fungus hole, sour slot, clammy cunny, vile vag, musty cave, dumpy ditch, tangy taint, rotten meat wallet, stank tunnel, hog hole, bat cave, expired juice box, maggoty meat stocking, hatch to hell, fish box, tuna town, cheesy cunt, slovenly snatch, poopy pootytang, putrid pussy, rank skankhole, yecchy yoni, fetid fuckbucket, stinkbox, slaggy slumhole, stenchy cooter, vapid vagg, spicy meat taco, mingy meat lips, decomposing doodle hole, smelly cum bucket, clammy clamchops, stinky hatchet gash, fish cunt, herring hole, stinkpuss, seafood taco, nasty smooch, aged sloppyjoe, stinky squidhole, vulture vulva, maggot den, rundown paris hilton, grimy gutter, death trench, infected cut, dirty goat, dead kitten, cookie monster, calamari cooter, dumpster, grody goo-hole, rank red snapper, gassy gash, guano cave, rotten cookie, queefing wookie
Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Daisy's guano cave. "Spelunking that swampy stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

Helga's stoonch stunk of fermented herring. I held my breath to eat her naughty, rotten cookie. It didn't taste as foul as it smelled.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to mention her stoonch. ( ´_ゝ`)

He squirted his chia seeds into her stoonch to start the fermentation process. She said it's 100% Organic.

We assumed the stench was just a wookie eating a whale carcass. We turned the corner and there was Trigglypuff, gobbling baloney with her hogly stoonch.
stoonch by Uncle Doodle August 14, 2016

Squeedily Spooch 

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.
*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.
Squeedily Spooch by ADD Robot October 16, 2009

squiggly-spooch 

A organ that Invader ZIM has.
An Irken Empier organ that all aliens have.
ZIM:Ouch you hit my squiggly-spooch!!
squiggly-spooch by Eric Buntain March 8, 2008
A mildly racist slur for cardassians. The term 'cardie' is MUCH stronger. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.
The term 'spoonhead' is basically equivalent to whatever mild insult for races you care to mention.
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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