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Splonck is one of the greatest friends you could ever have. He may hate humanity as a whole, but if you are lucky enough for him to like you you won't regret it.

Splonck can be intimidating at times but he is super nice, amazing, and caring although he doesn't admit it. He's absolutely amazing at beatboxing, great at chess, and loves horror as well as racccoons.

Splonck is also a great listener and is very selfless when doing so. He's also great at sleep calling and comforting people. But he won't tolerate any bs or anyone hurting the people he cares about. Which is a seldom few.

Splonck also hates physical touch. But only one person has been fortunate enough to break that.

Funny enough Splonck could pull any girl he wanted to but he's aroace. Which often leads to some ironic situations given his caring nature.

But nonetheless Splonck is a rare gem that should be loved and treasured by all.
"Wait is that Splonck the beatboxer?"
"Splonck keeps beating me in chess! He's unstoppable!"
"Splonck is such a great friend. I wished I had a friend like him"
Splonck by Angel318 September 22, 2022
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splockets 

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets
Dude veto I hate splockets.
splockets by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009
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splockerbligger 

the horizontal line that joins your butt cheek to your thigh
(therefore you have two splockerbliggers, as long as you have two butt cheeks and two thighs that is)
"What would you do if i poked your splockerbligger?"
"MY WHAT?"
"Your splockerbligger." *pointing to area joining butt cheek to thigh*
Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.
Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.
Splonking by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015
Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.
Bro that movie was so Splonky.
Splonky by Splonkiest June 9, 2019
we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car
splock by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010

Splinkety Splonk 

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...
think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk
Splinkety Splonk by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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