Splonck 

Splonck is one of the greatest friends you could ever have. He may hate humanity as a whole, but if you are lucky enough for him to like you you won't regret it.

Splonck can be intimidating at times but he is super nice, amazing, and caring although he doesn't admit it. He's absolutely amazing at beatboxing, great at chess, and loves horror as well as racccoons.

Splonck is also a great listener and is very selfless when doing so. He's also great at sleep calling and comforting people. But he won't tolerate any bs or anyone hurting the people he cares about. Which is a seldom few.

Splonck also hates physical touch. But only one person has been fortunate enough to break that.

Funny enough Splonck could pull any girl he wanted to but he's aroace. Which often leads to some ironic situations given his caring nature.

But nonetheless Splonck is a rare gem that should be loved and treasured by all.

"Wait is that Splonck the beatboxer?"
"Splonck keeps beating me in chess! He's unstoppable!"
"Splonck is such a great friend. I wished I had a friend like him"

Splonck by Angel318 September 22, 2022

splockets 

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets

Dude veto I hate splockets.

splockets by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009

splockerbligger 

the horizontal line that joins your butt cheek to your thigh
(therefore you have two splockerbliggers, as long as you have two butt cheeks and two thighs that is)

"What would you do if i poked your splockerbligger?"
"MY WHAT?"
"Your splockerbligger." *pointing to area joining butt cheek to thigh*

splockerbligger by miss_splockerbligger March 11, 2009

Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.

Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.

Splonking by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015

Splonky 

Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.

Bro that movie was so Splonky.

Splonky by Splonkiest June 9, 2019

splock 

another name for a spliff

we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car

splock by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010

Splinkety Splonk 

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

Splinkety Splonk by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004