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Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.
Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

Spongegar 

A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.

It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.
Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations

I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks
Spongegar by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016

Sponjetta 

A woman who sings about being in her studio to a very catchy tune. Commonly found on America's Got Talent, sometimes with assistants from Nick Cannon.
Hey baby, when you get home you don't have to worry about me. I'll be in my normal place and you know where that be: up in my studio. I'll be in my studio, studio. Up up in my studio, studio. I'll be in my studio. I'll be in my studio. I'll be in my studio. Up up in my studio. -Sponjetta

spongebather 

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....
spongebather by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

Spongtard 

The person on the end of this abuse, is for some reason, absolutely fucked in way that there social life has, infact, no meaning, to be called a spongtard it means you are not just a spaz, not just a mong, or not just a retard, it is the lowest for of disablement, therefore, you are infact, a spaz a mong and a retard.
Jamie you fucking spongtard.

Keenan you big eared spongtard.
Spongtard by MXChamp February 24, 2008

Spongebawls 

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.
Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.
Spongebawls by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011