Spongegar

A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.

It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.

Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations

I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks

by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016

Spongegar

One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.

I was like Spongegar when my mom purposely walked in on me when I was taking a shower.

by Failurebitch December 15, 2017

Mustache Spongebath

When a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. Like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. He then uses his pussy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl cum, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.

Me: "Last night Sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath."
Sarah's Mom: "What?"
Me: "Just cleaned her up a bit."

Sarah's mom: "Oh, that's nice."
Me: "You have no idea."

by Mike E. Coyne April 11, 2017

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.

Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009

Spongecore

A genre of music much like screamo and metalcore but it includes samples and phrases from the TV show Spongebob Squarepants. The most well known spongcore group is the hash slinging slashers.

Person 1: Have you hear of spongecore?

Person 2: Yeah i have and i really like!

by Bobby Boosha January 24, 2011

spongebather

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...

Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....

by kmd555564 October 6, 2011

Spongtard

The person on the end of this abuse, is for some reason, absolutely fucked in way that there social life has, infact, no meaning, to be called a spongtard it means you are not just a spaz, not just a mong, or not just a retard, it is the lowest for of disablement, therefore, you are infact, a spaz a mong and a retard.

Jamie you fucking spongtard.

Keenan you big eared spongtard.

by MXChamp February 24, 2008