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Splunken

When you fail something easy that everyone around you has succeeded. It can also mean when you mess up something easy, causing a negative outcome on others.
Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.
by SeaCake June 12, 2021
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Spunkenzwunk

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).
(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!
by t-nu September 17, 2007
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spunken

The word uttered directly after "plenty" on a European Skin Flick, immediately after the lead male has deposited his load onto the waiting female.
Ooh, aaah, jah, das is gut, ohh, ooh ooh ohh ohhhh MMMEEEEUURRRRR!! Planty spunken!!
by Niall Brady January 8, 2003
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cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.
by poolaholic March 18, 2015
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Splunkerkadoodles!!

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.
Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!
by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006
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Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.
It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!
by Grondinelli January 24, 2009
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splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.
Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.
by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005
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