Splunken

When you fail something easy that everyone around you has succeeded. It can also mean when you mess up something easy, causing a negative outcome on others.

Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.

Splunken by SeaCake June 12, 2021

Spunkenzwunk 

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).

(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!

Spunkenzwunk by t-nu September 17, 2007

spunken 

The word uttered directly after "plenty" on a European Skin Flick, immediately after the lead male has deposited his load onto the waiting female.

Ooh, aaah, jah, das is gut, ohh, ooh ooh ohh ohhhh MMMEEEEUURRRRR!! Planty spunken!!

spunken by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

cunt splunker

One who explores vagina. One who likes to eat pussy. The opposite of cocksucker.

My gynecologist is a Cunt Splunker.

cunt splunker by poolaholic March 18, 2015

Splunkerkadoodles!! 

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder or mistake.

Well, I missed my exam this morning. Splunkerkadoodles!!

Splunkerkadoodles!! by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006

Splunker 

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.

It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!

Splunker by Grondinelli January 24, 2009

splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.

Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.

splunked by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005