splanken

cereal that has become soggy from being left in milk for too long

“You better eat before it gets splanken!”

by non easty queen June 13, 2018

splankers

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

by Keefaz December 13, 2018

splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

splanket

A jizz resistant, easily washable fabric, known for it's semen deflective properties. Used as an alternate target for ejaculation on tits and neck.

"Dont blow it on me! Shoot it on the splanket! That's what we bought the damn thing for!" - Wife/Significant Other.

by Steve Fanizza October 7, 2004

spanken

How some people misspell the word, "spanking".

I don't know about you but I'd rather be giving the dog a spanken than having to scrub this nasty-ass toilet with a toothbrush because I thew away the orange juice that mom put in my lunchpail!

by Telephony July 24, 2019

spankenstein

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.

Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.

by DJ16 January 30, 2009

spanken

A spanken is DIFFERENT from a (spanking)

A spanken is more playful and fun but still hurts like hell
Implements are definitely used for a spanken.
Other than hand a belt,brush,switch etc...
It should always end with love and comfort and a bare bottom.

Girlfriend- shut up
Boyfriend- Don't tell me what to do shut up now I'm not playin

Girlfriend- I'll do whatever I want,shut up!
Boyfriend-You don't wanna listen?

Girlfriend- Hell no
Boyfriend- Alright,got in the bedroom and go got my belt you're about to get a spanken and I promise you're gonna learn to listen
Girlfriend- Baby no!! I'll listen!
Boyfriend- oh I know you will,go get it now!
Girlfriend- Yes sir😭 I'm sorry.
Boyfriend-no you're not. Not yet but you will be.

by Careluckyletters September 1, 2017