Splum 

Splum is penguin meat (usually emperor penguin meat) served with pineapple, it is owned by Glutwell, a major compony. Glutwell has established a restaurant for splum in the arctic (making it the only resteraunt in the arctic circle) most like put there as a food sourse for the people who work at the secret military base(also owned by Glutwell) and also the natives, this makes sence because they can just harvest the emporer penguin meat there. And before someone says that penguins only live below the equator well Glutwell probably put the penguins there.

The scientists stoped to get some splum after their hard work at the military base

Splum by Oh, just some random guy January 7, 2017

Splum 

A splum is the metal grommet or fabric eyelets that are often sewn or attached near the top of each of the six sections of fabric of a baseball cap to provide ventilation.

The splum of my baseball cap feels like it dented my brain when I hit my head on the low ceiling.

Splum by armyjackson January 1, 2012

Splum 

A semi combonation of splooge and cum. It is a weak ejaculation do to physical status or poor sperm count. A weaker built person may splum verus a more in shape and heathy person who would climax normally.

The meager AV nerd splum as the cheerleader kissed his nutsack.

Splum by Klusky March 28, 2005

Splum 

When you release your cum due to a circumstance that just makes you splum

oh my god is that the real Dodgy Uncle? AHHHHH IM SPLUMMMINNGG!

Splum by DODGY UNCLE November 18, 2018

Eternal Slumber 

Euphemism for death.

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.

Eternal Slumber by Oreca91 May 22, 2012

slumberbrag 

(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.

(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.

1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”

“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”

2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”

slumberbrag by cartostrata February 2, 2020

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014