Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

Slumflower

A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad

I really love that slumflower

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Spluff

The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.

"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"

by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018

splume

The penile geyser of manjuice that overfloweth upon orgasm.

He neglected to mention the depth and breadth of his splume, nor the angle of approach. She got home from the prom wearing his adolescent glaze.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Splum

Splum is penguin meat (usually emperor penguin meat) served with pineapple, it is owned by Glutwell, a major compony. Glutwell has established a restaurant for splum in the arctic (making it the only resteraunt in the arctic circle) most like put there as a food sourse for the people who work at the secret military base(also owned by Glutwell) and also the natives, this makes sence because they can just harvest the emporer penguin meat there. And before someone says that penguins only live below the equator well Glutwell probably put the penguins there.

The scientists stoped to get some splum after their hard work at the military base

by Oh, just some random guy January 7, 2017

Splumming

When you get really excited and you just splump

Bro I got my first ace in Rainbow six, I'm splumming!

by Sumgoodass July 25, 2018

splufty

Super-cool, awesome, neato, fantastic, extraordinary, amazing, incredible, exciting, the bomb, the best of the best of the best

Check out my splufty new MP3 player!

by Jody M. October 16, 2006